Dixie Chicks - Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics

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Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Until he sang, "Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad"

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay, who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays, 'Noel, Noel, the first Noel'

Carve the Turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the 'Quickpak Store'
We need some ice and an extension chord

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Haleluja everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights

Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang, "Silent night, oh silent night"

Carve the Turkey turn the ball game on
Make bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the 'Stop 'N Go'
We need some celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, and some Salem lights
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Felis Navidad